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Main Character Syndrome? Woman Deliberately Chooses the Front of Workout Class
Ancient Carvings Depict Prehistoric Women Exchanging Critical Information About Skincare
Protein Maxxing? This Woman Eats Nothing but Peeps and Cum
3 Dumbbell Sets That Will Make a Delivery Person Hate You
Same! This Tulip Would Rather Die Than Open Up
‘You Might Want to Consider Three Cleanings a Year,’ Suggests Dentist Who’s Lonely
How to Love Yourself Even Though There Will Always Be Loose Grains of Rice on Your Floor
‘Sorry The House Is a Mess,’ Says Friend Bragging About Having a House
Uh Oh! Woman Starting to Appreciate Good Ceramics
QUIZ: Should You Stay In and Be Depressed? Or Go Out and Be Anxious?
I LIVED IT: I Asked Someone a Question and Then Had to Listen to the Answer
Swap Cardio for Pushing a Boulder Up an Eternal Hill in Hell
How to Call Yourself a Witch Even Though You Shop at Madewell
This Knit Bralette Is Actually Just a Handful of Spaghetti
4 Ways to Berate Siri Without Being Anti-Feminist
Immigrant Parents Negotiating With Cashier at Marshalls Again
Wow! This Woman Turned 30 And Still Cares What Other People Think
4 Corset Tops for Unleashing Your Inner Turkey-Leg Eating Wench
4 Ways to Be As Confident As Someone’s White Aunt on Facebook
4 Brunettes Who Are Somehow Having Fun
How to Love Yourself Even Though You Left Your Vape Pen at Panera